Private trading floors, one client at a time

Your own trading floor. On your own Mac.

Seventy-four AI agents watch the market from your machine and argue about it all day. On your real account, nothing gets bought or sold until you press the button.

Request an account See the one-line install

Runs on your own Mac, macOS 14 or later. Nothing of yours leaves it.

WhatsApp · 10:12Plan 0418 is waiting on youUS large cap, 2.1% of the book. Reasoning attached. 44:12 left.
Your limitsEmergency brake 10% · bad day 3% · position cap 5%
Signed and countersigned. Enforced in code.
Email · 14:20Halted for the dayThe book slipped past your bad-day limit. Nothing was sold. You release it tomorrow.
Floor log10:11:52 risk.drawdown.control within limit
10:11:53 risk.kill.switch veto=no
10:12:01 desk plan 0418 tabled
A MacBook running the Teloson desk

Most bots want your keys and your trust. This one wants your signature first.

Teloson is a floor, not a bot. Seven departments measure one thing each, argue it out in the open, and hand you a plan with the reasoning attached. You are the only seat that can act.

74agents on the floor, in seven departments
14veto seats, any one of which kills a plan
45minon the clock before a plan expires unapproved
0real-money orders placed without your click, ever

Built on real things

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Three things the desk does.

Hands on a MacBook running the Teloson desk

A floor that argues in the open.

Seven departments. Seventy-four seats. Each one measures a single thing and says so in plain English.

Research, Risk, Execution, Portfolio, Data, Digital Assets and Macro all get a chair. Read along all day, or just read the plan that comes out of it.

Seventy-four seats. Every one of them named.
A hand holding a phone with Teloson messages on the lock screen
10:12
Tuesday 14 October

Approve first. Always.

A plan lands with the size, the limit, the reasoning and forty-five minutes on the clock.

It reaches you wherever you asked for it: email, WhatsApp, Telegram, iMessage or a plain text. Approve it, or let it expire.

Expired plans die. Revived ones get re-priced and re-reviewed.
A hand signing the limit sheet next to a MacBook showing the limits

Your limits, enforced in code.

Every number comes from the questionnaire you signed, and is checked before any order reaches your broker.

The desk does not use judgement to get past a limit. If it is missing something it needs to know, it refuses rather than guesses.

Change a limit later and the dashboard shows it next to the one you signed.

And the rest of the building.

A model of an open-plan trading floor
The Office
who is at their desk

The Office

Every seat, lit when it is working.

A folded newspaper
News Wire
Fed minutes at 14:002m
NVDA guides above street9m
Brent +1.8% on OPEC talk14m
12 sources livefresh
real headlines, dated

News Wire

What the floor is reading, and how fresh it is.

Blank cards pinned to a board
Idea Board
XOM · energy carryconviction
MSFT · post-earnings driftconviction
TLT · durationrejected
ideas, with who found them

Idea Board

Where ideas build conviction or get rejected.

Glass bars rising like a chart
Performance
out-of-samplevs buy and hold
honest curves

Performance

Out-of-sample curves next to buy-and-hold.

A stack of files and a rubber stamp
Audit Trail
10:41 approved 0418you
10:41 order sentexec
10:42 filled 0.03% overfill quality
14:20 halt · bad dayrisk
every decision, dated

Audit Trail

Every decision, who made it, and when.

A stack of play money and a desk bell
Practice desk
SIM MODEon
Real pricesyes
Real newsyes
Real moneyno
the first two weeks

Practice desk

Real prices, fake money, for a couple of weeks.

A model of small glass meeting rooms
Breakout Rooms
Energy room4 seats
Crypto 24/78 seats
Rates & macro6 seats
smaller conversations

Breakout Rooms

Smaller rooms for the specialists.

A bad day, say.

Pick your limits the way the questionnaire asks, and watch what the floor does on a rough session. This shows what the desk does, not what it earns.

    Not a public service. Ask for an account and we reply ourselves.

    We work hard to keep your money yours.

    It never holds your money

    Your account stays in your name, at your broker, on your machine. Teloson is software and setup.

    Keys stay on your Mac

    The installer asks for your own API keys and keeps them in your home folder. Nothing is sent to us. We cannot see your desk.

    Approve-first, in code

    No order reaches your broker without your click. Typing "buy" in the chat does nothing on a client desk.

    Halts only you release

    A bad day halts the floor for the rest of the session. The emergency brake halts it until you say otherwise. It tells you why, every time.

    Practice desk first

    Real prices, real news, fake money, for a couple of weeks. It trades the fake money on its own so you can watch its judgement. If it crashes it comes back halted, and messages you.

    Signed limits, logged changes

    The questionnaire is signed and countersigned. Change a limit later and the record shows it next to the one you agreed.

    Read this twice

    Straight talk, before you ask.

    This is experimental software. Its own validation harness has certified zero trading signals as statistically proven, and in its own out-of-sample backtests nothing it has tried beats buy-and-hold. It does not pretend otherwise, and neither do we.

    Losses are possible at all times. Stops fill at the next available price, not the stop price, and overnight gaps have gone well past them. Only put in capital you can afford to lose entirely. If that framing is unacceptable, this is not for you.

    • Not a signal service
    • Not a fund
    • Not advice
    • Not a promise
    0trading signals its own harness has certified as statistically proven
    10.8%the best honest annualised result it has measured, out of sample
    0backtests where it beat plain buy-and-hold
    100%of real-money orders that waited for a human first

    How you get in.

    There is no sign-up page. Every account is made by hand, and the installer refuses anyone without one. Here is the whole road, start to finish.

    1. 01Ask

      Tell us a little about you below. We read it ourselves and reply personally, usually within a few days.

    2. 02The questionnaire

      Six pages: who you are, your account, your limits, what it may trade, how it should reach you.

    3. 03Signed, then countersigned

      Your numbers become the rules the desk runs on. Change one later and both versions show.

    4. 04One line, ten minutes

      Your code and email are filled in on the client page. Paste it, run it, done. No admin password.

    5. 05Two weeks of practice

      Real prices, real news, fake money. Watch how it thinks before anything real is switched on.

    6. 06Live, approve-first

      Plans land on your desk with the reasoning attached. You press the button, or you do not.

    Questions we get.

    We read every note ourselves and reply personally. Ask anything.

    How do I get an account?
    Ask for one below. If it is a fit, the questionnaire comes next, you sign it, we countersign it, and the account is made by hand. The installer refuses everyone without one.
    What do I need?
    A Mac on macOS 14 or later, the code from your welcome note, and about ten minutes. For live prices and, later, real money you need a brokerage account in your own name: Alpaca works from most countries, and a free Alpaca paper account covers the practice period. The installer brings Node with it if the Mac has none, asks for your own keys as it goes (blank is allowed), and never needs an admin password.
    Can it trade without me?
    Not with real money. On your real account every plan waits for your click and expires after forty-five minutes if you do nothing. Chat orders are off for every client. That is enforced in code, not in a setting. The practice desk is the one exception, on purpose: it trades fake money on its own for a couple of weeks so you can see how it behaves before anything real is switched on.
    How do I hear from it?
    Wherever you asked for it in the questionnaire: email, WhatsApp, Telegram, iMessage or a plain text message, any mix of them at once. A plan waiting on you, every fill, a halt, a stop-loss flag, and the daily summary at 17:05 New York time. The dashboard's Send test alert button checks each one.
    Is my money safe with Teloson?
    Teloson never holds it. Your account stays at your broker in your name. Your keys stay on your Mac. Software can still lose money, and this one can; the limits you sign are there to bound how much, not to prevent it.
    What if it crashes?
    It comes back on its own, halted, and messages you to say so. The brakes, the high-water mark and the daily counts survive a restart.

    A small number of clients at a time.

    Tell us a little about you. We reply personally, usually within a few days. If it is a fit, the questionnaire comes next, and your account after that.

    $ curl -fsSL https://teloson.com/install.sh | bash -s -- TL-XXXX-XXXX-XXXX you@example.com

    That is the whole install. Your code and email are filled in for you on the client page.

    Used to reply to you and for nothing else.

    Received.

    Thank you. We will reply personally, usually within a few days.